The True Origin Stories Behind Six Classic... →
thebluthcompany: Mitch Hurwitz tells all: Who decided Carl Weathers should be cheap? Why the Blue Man Group? And has anyone ever eaten a mayonegg?
jewassicpark: “pass me a joint” i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
giantspacefetus: my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the...– The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald (via silencexists)
degrassholes: instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
meladoodle: i’m quirky and random *kills a man* xD
satans-nipples: i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
silencexists: areyoutryingtodeduceme: kcvmh: “That’s what she said.” THIS IS THE PART WHEN I ACTUALLY SCREAMED SO MANY CREYS
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
beautifulclara: you all are so convinced the person matt’s gonna kiss in the finale is clara are you sure are you really sure
gnarly-gnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
the1janitor: fffcuk: subternatural: fffcuk: if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess I love this. guys please attempt to...
How I want my ex to end up
whatshouldwecallme: Some people: Me: